- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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