- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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