- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

knock knock!? . . No.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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