Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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No!

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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