I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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