Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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boys

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non poop

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Canadians

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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