- Anti Joke

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you