im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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