Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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