A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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