Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

White men's rights

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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