- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Your mom is so nice.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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