- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

wsde

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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