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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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