Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

A paralysed man falls over.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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