- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

that wall over there ->

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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