- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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