Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Balls

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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