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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

penis?

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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