Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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