What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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JUST KIDDING^

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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