- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

rose are red violets should be purple

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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