- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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