My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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