- Anti Joke

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

cats are pussies

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe