September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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