- Anti Joke

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do you call an amazing person Good

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What comes after 69? 70

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Yo mama so fat.