- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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