- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Life

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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