- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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