So a baby seal walks into a club...

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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