Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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did you stub your toe?

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Loperson

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Anti Joke

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