s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Woman rights.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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