A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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