- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

whats brown and booky a book.

What did Delaware? A coat.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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