How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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