- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

hi

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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