"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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