what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

An Asian man fails a math test

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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