- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Dyslexics are teople poo

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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