What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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