- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Sex vagina. lol.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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