Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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