Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Black people stink of shite!

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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