- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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