- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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