What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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