- Anti Joke

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A man walks into a vagina

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

hi penis ham telephone

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.