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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

I literally died laughing

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.