Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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