- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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