Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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CHORGLUND

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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