Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

This is a joke.

penis haha

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Chuck Norris Dies.

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