- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Women can vote? WTF

Penis

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Women's professional sports

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

CHORGLUND

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Iif your reading this ur gay

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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