Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

dick dick dick... frogs

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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