Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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