Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Poop

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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