- Anti Joke

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel