What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Poop

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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