- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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