- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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