What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

No because your face is really f***** up.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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