- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Terraria

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Justin Bieber

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A paralysed man falls over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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