- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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