What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Women's rights

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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