- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

i had sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Asian women drivers...

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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