If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What stops a train? A missile

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Tilt your screen back

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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