- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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