- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

feminists.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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