- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Pianos.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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