In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A Fat Kenyan

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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