Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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