How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Im cute hehehee

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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