How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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