Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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