what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Shea's sty....

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Anti Joke

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