- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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