How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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