roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Ms Leong Sux

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

the midget went to the midget store

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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