- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Where's the dick??? east

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

sky's sty

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Bitch

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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