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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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