Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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