- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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