Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

shut up elliot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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