why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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