- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What if I told you.....potatoe

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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