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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

snooki

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like your hair

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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