- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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