- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Knock knock come in.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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