Prostitution is bad.......

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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save me from the nothing ive become

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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