- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

punchline below punchline above

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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