So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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The queen having a shit

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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