Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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