- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Neither have I

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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