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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

noah is a scrub jungle

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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