What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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go F*** yourself

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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wael.. nuff said

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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