- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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