- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Nickleback.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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