Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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