- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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