Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Raveena Thandhan

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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