- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Justin Beiber

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Lindsay Lohan

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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