- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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