A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Hi

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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baloney sandwich

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Penis

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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