There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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