- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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