- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

I like your hair

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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