In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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How old are you? 7

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Haha, I get it..

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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