- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your mom.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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