- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Knock knock come in.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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