Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A guy walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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