How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Rylan Clark

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Your life

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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