What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

wael.. nuff said

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

the redsox

yada yada

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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