- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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