- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Neither have I

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

I like touching my boobs

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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