Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Who wants $300? Me too.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Cancer

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A Sloth runs...

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

black people

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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