Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Lindsay Lohan

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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