What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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darude- sandstorm

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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