What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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