What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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