What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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My cat just died.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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