- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.