- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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