- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

"...."-Hellen Keller

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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