Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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