- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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