Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Manchester City

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Gay republicans

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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