Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

My Butthole.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

chirs

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

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