What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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The Holocaust

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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That is so fetch

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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