Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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