- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Two planes walk into an office building

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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