A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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