- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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