Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

what did the old lady die of old age...

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

I work at jcpenny

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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