A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Knock knock Shut up

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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The Holocaust

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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