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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Womens basketball

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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