hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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MySpace.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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