A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Your mom is not fat!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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