- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

That is so fetch

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Wolfjob.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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