- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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