- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

smell the vitamin C

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

I'm Coming

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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