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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

hashtags suck balls

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

4 1/2

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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