- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

get in the car.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****