- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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