whats brown and sticky a stick

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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