- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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