roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

haha Otarts was here

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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