What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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