- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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