That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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People...

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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