A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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people magazine

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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