- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

nickel back

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

It's all Taggart

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

The dewey decimal system

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

mental kid

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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