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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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