- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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