- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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