- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Your mom went to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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