What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Bob Saget that is all

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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