How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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