- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

You know what's natural? Bears.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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