- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Whats green? The color green.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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