- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

my egg roll

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Rick santorum

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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