What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Where's my tractor?

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4 1/2

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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