Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Obama lin Baden.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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boobs!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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