When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Women's Rights..

hickory dickory dock no one cares

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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