What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Nuneaton..

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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meh

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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NASCAR

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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womans rights...

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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