- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Knock knock. Who's there?

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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