What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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