Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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