What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Your mom went to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

sorry got to poo

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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