- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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