- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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