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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later