whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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once upon a time, it snowed

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

You're tall.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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