Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Anti Joke

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