- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

what are you mike bibby?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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