What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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