- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

JUST KIDDING^

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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