- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a. why? b. because

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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