- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

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