Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Smelly Indians.

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This sentence is a lie.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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all the kids had fun

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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