A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

these are shit

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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