why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

your face is kinda funny

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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