- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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