A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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