A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Where's the soap?

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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