a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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