Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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all the kids had fun

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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