Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

You know whats funny Aids

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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