why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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