What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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