- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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