- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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